View Full Version : mtv vma performances and crap


homechicago
08-29-2005, 09:18 PM
green day - a little tired of hearing them, not the biggest fan, but last night they sounded good.

killers - bad meaning bad.

50 - why hasn't he been fatally wounded? thought i'd see it on tv during the bleepfest following a lame performance.

kelly clarkson - thought i should hate her, but i must say, she won me over. her genuine excitement and good voice were refreshing in a ususally stale show of inflated egos.

speaking of egos, kanye just loves himself so much, but then again, he kicks ass live, and the foxx accompanyment paid off.

the simpson girls - jessica is hot, but what was the hair and damaged pirate clothing all about?

r. kelly - you'd have to see it to believe it

coldplay - it's no secret i loathe the x&y album, so it's no surprise i thought that performance blew. he sounds like a person who has a mouth swimming with half-chewed caramels and he yodels over that....awful. they absolutely did not fit in with the crowd, and the music was painfully out of place. i saw people yawning and taking a nap.

i'm happy to see the extensive dye jobs gwen does to her hair. she'll be bald in about another year.

fallout boy - music had decent energy, they're okay.

shaq - were i 8 feet tall and 400 pounds, i'd be unstoppable on the court as well. kazam - enough said.

what else....

ZackZ
08-29-2005, 09:32 PM
Anyone that watched this bullshit is not so in the closet.

homechicago
08-29-2005, 09:34 PM
in or out, i watched it. can't help it. like car crash. must....watch....diddy.......

me like pyrotechnics and water shows.

Mayfuck
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
NOW I'M GOING TO THE CLOSET

I'M IN THE CLOSET

I'M GETTING THE HANGER

I'M HANGING UP MY CLOTHES

Travis Meeks
08-29-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by homechicago

shaq - were i 8 feet tall and 400 pounds, i'd be unstoppable on the court as well.



no you wouldn't

homechicago
08-29-2005, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva



no you wouldn't

true, i'd probably just have a heart attack.

D.
08-29-2005, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by homechicago

killers - bad meaning bad.
i liked it

homechicago
08-29-2005, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by David

i liked it

they sounded off in some parts.

mariah carey was a train wreck. i cannot believe she's the biggest selling female artist of all time.

D.
08-29-2005, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by homechicago


they sounded off in some parts.

mariah carey was a train wreck. i cannot believe she's the biggest selling female artist of all time.
word to the mc thing.

homechicago
08-29-2005, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by David

word to the mc thing.

i appreciate the fact that she has a good voice, but her songs are so mediocre. she also needs to wear a bra. big drooping bosoms on a female pop star...not hot.

D.
08-29-2005, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by homechicago


i appreciate the fact that she has a good voice, but her songs are so mediocre. she also needs to wear a bra. big drooping bosoms on a female pop star...not hot.
i dunno, man. i wouldn't mind seeing her bosoms.

homechicago
08-29-2005, 11:09 PM
she looked sloppy not elegant in that dress.

i don't even remember one word in the song.



speaking of messes, what did you think of jessica simpson?

D.
08-29-2005, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by homechicago
she looked sloppy not elegant in that dress.

i don't even remember one word in the song.



speaking of messes, what did you think of jessica simpson?
she's usually pretty hot, but ugh, horrible dress. horrible makeup.

tcm
08-30-2005, 12:25 AM
how about the all-too-brief surprise (MC) Hammer performance-of-sorts. everyone was like :eek: and then it was over and it was like "was that even him?"

I'm Hardcore
08-30-2005, 01:48 AM
The Killers are gay.

Mayfuck
08-30-2005, 05:16 AM
AND I'M LOOKING AT CHARLES

AND CHARLES LOOKS AT RUFUS

AND RUFUS LOOKS AT ME

AND I LOOK AT RUFUS

AND CHARLES IS LIKE WHO AM I LOOKING AT NOW

iamtomzilla
08-30-2005, 01:54 PM
I won't lie: I like Kelly Clarkson's songs.

Jessica Simpson has possibly never looked more tore up in her life. Holy god she looked like death and trash all rolled into one.

I won't lie: I'm somewhat disappointed Suge Knight's bullet wound wasn't more serious. That guy probably has the second or third worst karma in the world.

Geek USA
08-30-2005, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
AND I'M LOOKING AT CHARLES

AND CHARLES LOOKS AT RUFUS

AND RUFUS LOOKS AT ME

AND I LOOK AT RUFUS

AND CHARLES IS LIKE WHO AM I LOOKING AT NOW
I LOVE YOU.

jack_kerouac03
08-30-2005, 11:41 PM
The best part of this year's VMAs was the return of Beavis and Butthead.

carter
08-31-2005, 12:37 AM
Jessica Simpson has possibly never looked more tore up in her life. Holy god she looked like death and trash all rolled into one.

I didn't see the show, but have seen her several times recently in NYC. As Buckcherry would say, she "loves the ..."

homechicago
08-31-2005, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by tcm
how about the all-too-brief surprise (MC) Hammer performance-of-sorts. everyone was like :eek: and then it was over and it was like "was that even him?"

that was too radom to be 2 legit 2 quit or whatever. he was diddy's monkey, not an idol. i felt bad for the hammer.

wounded
09-01-2005, 07:45 PM
well ratings were down 22 percent from last year

wHATcOLOR
09-01-2005, 09:24 PM
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homechicago
09-02-2005, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by wounded
well ratings were down 22 percent from last year

i think i turned last year's show off. i remember nothing about it.

this one has things that stand out, but that isn't necessarily a compliment.