It was kind of shitty...but what could you really expect from two old farts. I was sure that Michaels was going to kick out of that....eh.

And the CUSTODY OF *******K ladder match was awesome. haha. oh man, I was brought back to 7th grade instantly.

hot daughter

Sorry. I've got better things to do. Like sit around and post on netphoria.

Originally posted by FearFactory
Sorry. I've got better things to do. Like sit around and post on netphoria.

dude

There was a match

that decided who got custody of a kid

and they did it by hanging the "custody papers" in a briefcase above the middle of the ring

and in order to win, a ladder had to be set up and climbed, and someone had to grab the briefcase

it was totally ridiculous. at one point, the child came into the ring and tried to shake one of the guys off the ladder. hahahahaha. then the guy was going to punch the kid in the face.

Originally posted by Eulogy


dude

There was a match

that decided who got custody of a kid

and they did it by hanging the "custody papers" in a briefcase above the middle of the ring

and in order to win, a ladder had to be set up and climbed, and someone had to grab the briefcase

it was totally ridiculous. at one point, the child came into the ring and tried to shake one of the guys off the ladder. hahahahaha. then the guy was going to punch the kid in the face.

Fuck me "pro" wrestling is retarded. And to think, there are still people who actually think it's all real.

Originally posted by talk show host


Fuck me "pro" wrestling is retarded. And to think, there are still people who actually think it's all real.

The correct term would be "scripted". They pull their punches and don't really hurt the other guys when they drop them on their head.. usually.

didnt he have his last mach 10 years ago.

fuckin fag wrestling.

someone 'pile drive' me

last matches dont really mean shit elvis the fat years is right. he probably wont be back for a while though

Thankfully I did not. I hate Hogan so much.

And I said all along that they should have done away with the briefcase and just hung *******k above the ring. So that whoever carries him down gets to be his father. It would've been much more thrilling.

i gave my cousin a ddt off the arm of my couch in the basement onto concrete floor, once. it rendered him unconscious. :)

Originally posted by Mooney
i gave my cousin a ddt off the arm of my couch in the basement onto concrete floor, once. it rendered him unconscious. :) what the fuck!

Originally posted by refills 79 cents
what the fuck!

every year after christmas dinner, we would always wrestle in my basement. of course we were only probably around seven or eight. he taunted me by flexing his muscles, claiming to be the undefeatable brett 'the hitman hart'. i got pissed and took him up on the couch, put his head under my arm and slammed him down off the couch.:erm. his little sister was watching and she started to cry and ran upstairs to get his parents.

Originally posted by Mooney
i gave my cousin a ddt off the arm of my couch in the basement onto concrete floor, once. it rendered him unconscious. :)

Jesus, you sadistic fuck!

Originally posted by thischarmingman
Thankfully I did not. I hate Hogan so much.

And I said all along that they should have done away with the briefcase and just hung *******k above the ring. So that whoever carries him down gets to be his father. It would've been much more thrilling.

Oh, well I was rooting for Shawn Michaels, obviously.

Originally posted by Eulogy


Oh, well I was rooting for Shawn Michaels, obviously.

Why, do you have a crush on him?

Originally posted by FearFactory


Why, do you have a crush on him?

I wasn't around for Hogan, and so I don't give a shit about him.

Originally posted by Eulogy
And the CUSTODY OF *******K ladder match was awesome. haha. oh man, I was brought back to 7th grade instantly.

why? did your biological father, whom you knew and loved as a close family friend, reveal to you and the world on network televison that you are adopted and subsequently challenge the man who raised you to a gimmick match for custody of you when you were in the seventh grade? that must have been rough.

Originally posted by Eulogy


Oh, well I was rooting for Shawn Michaels, obviously.

holy shit shawn michaels and hogan are still wrestling?

man...

some of the shit that goes down in wrestling is hardcore. i remember the craziest match i saw back when i was into wrestling was that hell in a cell match between the undertaker and mankind. i was surprised mankind didnt die, a couple of times.

did you guys see that match a few years back where the one guy lost it because the other guy really hurt him and ended up breaking his nose punching him in the face?

Originally posted by Eulogy


Oh, well I was rooting for Shawn Michaels, obviously.


....did anyone else think this said something slightly different the first time they read it?