I think I am the only one honestly.

me!

except, there's potential on the horizon.

what do you look for in a woman julio?

I should really rephrase this.

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/michael_jackson_glove_2005-03-30.JPG

you are not alone

Originally posted by Izzle
what do you look for in a woman julio?

Smart and Jewish. Although saying that is a bit redundant.

Originally posted by Mayfuck
I think I am the only one honestly.

Beside the other failures like Randall Sandell and Winnipeg Creg.

of course. sorry for cluttering the thread

I am not planning to get married/engaged this week. so that Netphoria knows.

Originally posted by Mayfuck


Smart and Jewish. Although saying that is a bit redundant.

i take it Deadswan is out of the question then

How is Suze, come to think of it?

She is fine but she refuses to talk to me!

22.

Originally posted by Mayfuck
She is fine but she refuses to talk to me!

how do you know if you haven't talked to her? suspicious.

me!

Originally posted by Mayfuck
I think I am the only one honestly.

Me too!

this is a stupid thread. we've just got a bunch of vocal retards who are married or engaged lately. mayfuck you have no sense of perspective and i'd like to rough you up with a shiny new beachball

njkjyvgftiyt5ytd5d76d975d976d976f96f6f7f997f

fuck anyone

i am all alone

:(

im 20.75 years old.

i've been pretty much single for the entire five years i've posted here. and i've been over twenty for a year-and-a-half of that. why the hell did i hyphenate a year and a half?

http://cmucso.org/CSOPhotos/raisedHand.png

:raises hand:

That's cool. I forgot about all you guys. I feel better now. Except for dreamsofdali. She's violent and men have a right to be scared of her.

I AM

*raises hand*

25 and single nigga! Holla back little playa

Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva
Holla back little playa
http://comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/unbranded/f/unbranded-fake-dog-poo.jpg http://www.vanderbilt.edu/wellnesscenter/bananas.jpg

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1812147>

Originally posted by Jerome
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1812147>

Whoa a b-side outtake of the classic original!!

Originally posted by Mayfuck


Whoa a b-side outtake of the classic original!!

i couldn't hoard forever

are there more from that session? i would really like to seem them all but i dont think thats gonna happen

Originally posted by Mayfuck
are there more from that session? i would really like to seem them all but i dont think thats gonna happen

send me a blank CD and I'll send you a copy of those rarities. :)

you can PM the whole session to me liquid j, I will B+P them to everyone!

there are more. i don't have them on this computer. there may be one or two on my work computer, in which case i'll post them tomorrow if i remember. otherwise, they are on a friend's computer somewhere.

a little history, this was the night before the cat's cradle show. i had no car, heard about the show, had my friend drop me off in chapel hill and i waited in the rain for a few hours trying to get tickets, but the guy who owned the store that was selling them had left and the list was already full, so finally i got back to durham without tickets.

i took a shower and went toa friend's house and we drank a bottle of whiskey and they cheered me up.

Originally posted by Mayfuck
you can PM the whole session to me liquid j, I will B+P them to everyone!

LOL

I'm going to the Cat's Cradle soon! :)



And I am most definitely single.

wait, i've got one more on this computer

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1812216>

that guy's head is on sideways

Originally posted by Mariner
that guy's head is on sideways stop calling jesse a thomas haden church vehicle

your friends look so nice and cool. i wish i had friends like that


and if they weren't imaginary and/or online friends for once then that that'd be a plus

Originally posted by Jerome
wait, i've got one more on this computer

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1812216>

awww.. how cute! a sleepover! did you have a pillow fight?

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
stop calling jesse a thomas haden church vehicle

if i wanted to do that i would've said that guy's head is on an airplane to nantucket

yeah well they both ended up to be not the best friends at all. she more evil than he, but both very destructive

Originally posted by Mariner


if i wanted to do that i would've said that guy's head is on an airplane to nantucket that was more of a crystal bernard vehicle

Originally posted by Jerome
yeah well they both ended up to be not the best friends at all. she more evil than he, but both very destructive

Why am I not surprised that it was the woman that was more evil?

Originally posted by FearFactory


Why am I not surprised that it was the woman that was more evil? because you're a misogynist

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
because you're a misogynist

Isn't it ironic.. don't you think?

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
that was more of a crystal bernard vehicle

is this some sort of futuristic hydrogen technology?

will the above said technology replace gasoline?

it cost me $40 just to fill my tiny hyundai sonata today

Originally posted by Mariner


is this some sort of futuristic hydrogen technology? nah, mid 80's technology employing big hair and whiny southern accents

Originally posted by Randall Sandell
will the above said technology replace gasoline?

it cost me $40 just to fill my tiny hyundai sonata today i read in the paper today about people modding their hybrids using a plug in option to get 250 MPG

*lowers head*

single, and my living conditions do not permit a girlfriend. :(

unless shes able to travel the country,go anyplace in a seconds notice,well maybe a day notice at the longest.

Dude, you know i'm single. Single like a muthafucka!

my answer depends on what your definition of single is

i'm currently in a mutually beneficial relationship with someone and also dating someone else, but there are no commitments

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
mutually beneficial relationship

Is that the new term for fuck buddies?

Originally posted by Strange As Angels


Is that the new term for fuck buddies?

You! Out of my thread.

Originally posted by Mayfuck


You! Out of my thread.

it's really weak of a semiappriciated poster with a high post count to attack newbies without a reason like that. you know you can boss them around without problems since there's only a few regular posters that would bother to piss you off. does it give you a feeling of power? don't come with bullshit about how bad the post was and how it really disturb a man of such great taste as yours.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
my answer depends on what your definition of single is

i'm currently in a mutually beneficial relationship with someone and also dating someone else, but there are no commitments

SNOWBALL4U????/

Originally posted by dean_r_koontz


blah blah attack newbies

hey, i've been here since '98, PAL.

Originally posted by Mayfuck


You! Out of my thread.

why? i'm single, too.

Originally posted by Strange As Angels


why? i'm single, too.

no, we don't allow niggers onto the board

Originally posted by Strange As Angels


hey, i've been here since '98, PAL.

under another username?

Originally posted by Mayfuck
I think I am the only one honestly.

me.

Originally posted by dean_r_koontz


it's really weak of a semiappriciated poster with a high post count to attack newbies without a reason like that. you know you can boss them around without problems since there's only a few regular posters that would bother to piss you off. does it give you a feeling of power? don't come with bullshit about how bad the post was and how it really disturb a man of such great taste as yours.

she old school, man.

Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva


SNOWBALL4U????/ no

although i haven't been able to put together a threesome yet, one is interested and the other is going to fold eventually

what a wash otut-

Nimrod, I misread your post and thought you said that she was dating some dude. This is the second time I've done this in two days and I am hereby quiting netphoria forever. Damn you all to hell!

But before I leave I would like you to give us proof of dating these 2 girls.

Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva
Nimrod, I misread your post and thought you said that she was dating some dude. This is the second time I've done this in two days and I am hereby quiting netphoria forever. Damn you all to hell!

But before I leave I would like you to give us proof of dating these 2 girls.
i don't know how to do that really

i'm not posting pictures of us having sex

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

i don't know how to do that really

i'm not posting pictures of us having sex

then post pics not having sex

Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva


then post pics not having sex
nah

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

nah

shenanigans!!!!

Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva


shenanigans!!!!
asking me to post pictures can be a lenghty process man

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

asking me to post pictures can be a lenghty process man

dude you got not job!!! what's the problem?

Originally posted by dean_r_koontz


under another username?

uh-huh. who are you anyway?

Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva


dude you got not job!!! what's the problem? i also got not camera

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
i also got not camera

got not...damn alcohol

Moi.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
i also got not camera

I have a camera. I'll gladly take pictures for you.

i am single, but enjoy a certain lady's company.

Originally posted by David
i am single, but enjoy a certain lady's company.

It doesn't count when it's your mom.

Originally posted by FearFactory


It doesn't count when it's your mom.
ouch.

yeah

^:hurl:

Originally posted by jenniferkate
yeah i'm still going to marry you though

by force if neccesary

Originally posted by Mayfuck
^:hurl:

oh you love me

Well played, Nimrod.

(That barfy wasn't for you, jk8.)

Originally posted by Mayfuck
(That barfy wasn't for you, jk8.)

:embarass:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
i'm still going to marry you though

by force if neccesary

okay but i hope you don't mind conjugal visits because at some point i am going to prison for the mysterious disappearances of certain people in the employ of a certain new york based baseball team

i am always alone

Single for 20 years and counting!

Well almost 20 years.

23 years old and single.

Hey Mike, you can't use the "I don't have a camera" excuse anymore, no matter how much you try and ignore what I said.