View Full Version : Longest blow job you've ever had (and your sexual history)


kristin xp
07-19-2005, 01:06 PM
i've never had a bj, but one time it took ME 30 minutes.:cool:

wHATcOLOR
07-19-2005, 01:16 PM
that's dedication!

kristin xp
07-19-2005, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
that's dedication!

no that's a rule. if he doesn't get me off, no sex haha.

wHATcOLOR
07-19-2005, 01:18 PM
oh i thought you meant you gave one for 30 minutes. and it sounds like you got a dude pretty whipped, huh?

kristin xp
07-19-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
oh i thought you meant you gave one for 30 minutes. and it sounds like you got a dude pretty whipped, huh?

would you ever have sex with a girl and get yours knowing you hadn't satisfied her?

wHATcOLOR
07-19-2005, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by kristin xp


would you ever have sex with a girl and get yours knowing you hadn't satisfied her?


that doesn't really seem to happen very often at all. but in the few cases where the girl couldn't get off for whatever reason, she didn't insist that i not get off either..

kristin xp
07-19-2005, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Jerome



that doesn't really seem to happen very often at all. but in the few cases where the girl couldn't get off for whatever reason, she didn't insist that i not get off either..

well i mean, he didn't stop until i told him to. that's how it's been nahmean?
i've never actually had to stop them and say 'you know what? this isn't working. how bout you go jack off so i can go to sleep now"

wHATcOLOR
07-19-2005, 01:40 PM
does nahmean mean 'know what i mean' ?

kristin xp
07-19-2005, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
does nahmean mean 'know what i mean' ?

yes. i am bilingual i.e. ebonics and english.

wHATcOLOR
07-19-2005, 01:42 PM
word (that means: me too)

kristin xp
07-19-2005, 02:01 PM
so answer the question.

i need entertainment. the cable just went out.

wHATcOLOR
07-19-2005, 02:04 PM
can't say that i've watched the clock, but i'd guess like 15 minutes max. that's kind of a long time, anyways, so maybe like 10. i find more often than not that girls don't really do what feels good so i threw one girl off after like 30 seconds and pretended like i just wanted to fuck her really bad and was impatient, but it was really because it was hurting!

kristin xp
07-19-2005, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
can't say that i've watched the clock, but i'd guess like 15 minutes max. that's kind of a long time, anyways, so maybe like 10. i find more often than not that girls don't really do what feels good so i threw one girl off after like 30 seconds and pretended like i just wanted to fuck her really bad and was impatient, but it was really because it was hurting!

what are your favorite ways a lady can please your pelvic rocket

wHATcOLOR
07-19-2005, 02:11 PM
are we on oprah or something? <i have no idea if they discuss that on oprah, i just don't feel comfortable discussing such matters right now>

kristin xp
07-19-2005, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
are we on oprah or something? <i have no idea if they discuss that on oprah, i just don't feel comfortable discussing such matters right now>

i just wanted to type pelvic rocket.

mpp
07-19-2005, 02:23 PM
first one i ever got was 35 minutes and it is still, more or less, the best i've ever had

i was 16 and she was 15...she could deep throat and everything

man it was great

yo soy el mejor
07-19-2005, 02:26 PM
i bet she could deepthroat because 16 year olds have little peepees.

nah man. im jk'ing.


this is 2 sexual 4 me. PEACE.

SuckSuckStyle
07-19-2005, 03:11 PM
what

kristin xp
07-19-2005, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
what

have you gotten your rocks off yet?

by that i mean have you participated in cunnilingus

harry
07-19-2005, 03:55 PM
Look will you go double click the mouse and shutup or fly over here and fuck me.

Toby
07-19-2005, 03:58 PM
the longest and BEST bj i've ever had was when my ex and i were sleeping on the top bunk of a bed and my old best friend and his gal were fucking on the bottom bunk...well meredith was pretty horny and wanted to fuck but her period was down so she insisted on blowing me...it got better as she listened and got turned on by the fucking going on down below...god it was great...i also think that was the first time she swallowed too :o

vanilla
07-19-2005, 04:06 PM
i think the longest i've given a bj was probably over 30 minutes. the longest i've recieved is maybe 20minutes?

mirrar
07-19-2005, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Toby
the longest and BEST bj i've ever had was when my ex and i were sleeping on the top bunk of a bed and my old best friend and his gal were fucking on the bottom bunk...well meredith was pretty horny and wanted to fuck but her period was down so she insisted on blowing me...it got better as she listened and got turned on by the fucking going on down below...god it was great...i also think that was the first time she swallowed too :o thats fucked up!

Toby
07-19-2005, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by mirrar
thats fucked up! she got off on hearing other people do it. whenever lindsay and her boyf would go to bed and fuck she'd wanna go to my room and listen :erm

mirrar
07-19-2005, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Toby
lindsayLIZZY LOVER?

Toby
07-19-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by mirrar
LIZZY LOVER? :-x

mirrar
07-19-2005, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Toby
:-x :D

Blue*Carbonite
07-19-2005, 04:34 PM
i'd say 20 minutes
getting head is boring

Nimrod's Son
07-19-2005, 04:54 PM
The chick I lost my virginity to could deep throat and actually asked me to grab her by the head and essentially fuck her throat.

Good times.

Blue*Carbonite
07-19-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
grab her by the head and essentially fuck her throat.

that's hot

alisonmonster
07-19-2005, 05:23 PM
probably the longest i gave was 20 minutes- which seems like forever on the giver's end- the jaw starts to hurt a lot.

Mayfuck
07-19-2005, 05:27 PM
Why you would have a penis in your mouth for more than 5 minutes is disgusting and degrading to yourself. I guess I won't ever understand it but I wouldn't subject any woman to taht.

Ihaman
07-19-2005, 06:06 PM
20 minutes or so? Frankie gives THE BEST head ever, he also swallows which I think is pretty gross but to each his own.


Sometimes If I'm feeling really affectionate I'll blow for about half an hour or so, if you like a person enough giving them head is kinda satisfying.

patrick
07-19-2005, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
Why you would have a penis in your mouth for more than 5 minutes is disgusting and degrading to yourself. I guess I won't ever understand it but I wouldn't subject any woman to taht. exploration of sexuality =/= degradative


enjoy missionary position forever and ever

patrick
07-19-2005, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Ihaman
he also swallows which I think is pretty gross but to each his own.
why do you think swallowing is gross?

Orenthal James
07-19-2005, 09:07 PM
one time i received oral sex for so long i fell asleep

Blue*Carbonite
07-20-2005, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Orenthal James
one time i received oral sex for so long i fell asleep
nice anecdote

TIMb
07-20-2005, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Orenthal James
one time i received oral sex for so long i fell asleep

you must be a tiger in bed!

Blue*Carbonite
07-20-2005, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Orenthal James
one time i received oral sex for so long i fell asleep
i've fallen asleep during sex at least 5 times
but i was drunk every time

TIMb
07-20-2005, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Blue*Carbonite

i've fallen asleep during sex at least 5 times
but i was drunk every time


http://www.azfamily.com/images/pets/zootales/20041207_baby-tiger3_wwz.jpg

TIMb
07-20-2005, 11:38 AM
i dunno how long i've received head for. it's normally only a precursor to something better. i could give a lady head for hours, though. :erm