MeAndMyLlama
07-15-2005, 02:10 AM
i was just eating a hot pocket at the computer and rather than getting up to get a napkin i just reached into my printer for a piece of paper
View Full Version : post achievements in laziness MeAndMyLlama 07-15-2005, 02:10 AM i was just eating a hot pocket at the computer and rather than getting up to get a napkin i just reached into my printer for a piece of paper The Stars Fell 07-15-2005, 02:19 AM haha. daydreamer999 07-15-2005, 02:21 AM yeah, if i spill something at the computer i usually soak it up with printer paper instead of getting a cloth or a paper towel mirrar 07-15-2005, 11:02 AM i'm moving in two weeks and i haven't started packing my disgusting mess of an apartment yet. murgle 07-15-2005, 11:12 AM Originally posted by mirrar i'm moving in two weeks and i haven't started packing my disgusting mess of an apartment yet. When I moved, I didn't pack a thing until my dad was here with the truck. I let him move out the big furniture stuff, then threw everything else into milkcrates and garbage bags. I intend to repeat this process when I move on September 1. bardy 07-15-2005, 11:33 AM Originally posted by murgle When I moved, I didn't pack a thing until my dad was here with the truck. I let him move out the big furniture stuff, then threw everything else into milkcrates and garbage bags. I intend to repeat this process when I move on September 1. my mom would have a heart attack reading that statement. she enjoys packing and is probably at this moment packing my roommate's stuff while she's gone for the summer. MusicMan4 07-15-2005, 11:33 AM Originally posted by mirrar i'm moving in two weeks and i haven't started packing my disgusting mess of an apartment yet. are you still looking for a funky roommate mirrar 07-15-2005, 11:50 AM Originally posted by Sean Casey are you still looking for a funky roommate yes. GlasgowKiss 07-15-2005, 11:53 AM You fucking slobs. Do none of you people have butlers!? GlasgowKiss 07-15-2005, 11:57 AM Originally posted by ********** ok yeah i remmber one i was so hungry once but i was sitting at the computer and didnt want to get up to make a sandwich/food so i waited for a few hours until my friend, who lived about 3 miles away, signed on and i asked her to buy me jack in the box she was like 'uhhh just get up and make something dumbass' but i told her i was too far from the kitchen at the time, my computer was literally 8 feet away from the fridge we then got into an argument over how i could feasibly move the computer directly adjacent to the fridge so that kind of situation never occurs again I could be wrong but thats kinda just being a big attention whoring queen. ravenguy2000 07-15-2005, 11:57 AM I got to write these jokes. So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny. bardy 07-15-2005, 11:58 AM Originally posted by ********** ok yeah i remmber one i was so hungry once but i was sitting at the computer and didnt want to get up to make a sandwich/food so i waited for a few hours until my friend, who lived about 3 miles away, signed on and i asked her to buy me jack in the box she was like 'uhhh just get up and make something dumbass' but i told her i was too far from the kitchen at the time, my computer was literally 8 feet away from the fridge we then got into an argument over how i could feasibly move the computer directly adjacent to the fridge so that kind of situation never occurs again That's pretty ridiculous... although I have had a friend drive over to my apartment to kill a huge spider that was sitting on my wall. But that thing was a wolf spider which are fucking huge, and there was no way I was going to smush it. seign 07-15-2005, 12:01 PM I keep a mini-refridgerator next to my bed and one next to my couch so that I never have to get up to get a beer. And by mini-refridgerator, I mean, each one can hold 3+ cases of bottled beer. If only the thought of pissing in a bed-pan didn't disgust me so much, I could easily stay in bed for days at a time without getting up. When I get the flew real bad, I'll usually place a trashcan next to bed so that I don't have to run to a bathroom to vomit. I know other people who do the same thing though so... GlasgowKiss 07-15-2005, 12:02 PM Originally posted by ********** i wish it was :erm i seriously just didnt want to stand up she ended up bringing me jack in the box I wish i had fag hags. Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:06 PM Instead of going to the bathroom, I often just shit all over myself. GlasgowKiss 07-15-2005, 12:08 PM Originally posted by ********** lol i was her only gay friend , so she doesnt qualify also why does that make her a fag hag? shes just a Laziness Enabler if anything fags are notoriously lazy i guess They only need one to qualify as a fag hag, so long as they have their 'gay man friend' to appease their sex and the city aspirational pangs. And they're fag hags because they put up with and actually encourage this faggy behaviour by succumbing! Tell me you havent tried to make people travel to do things for you and make yourself feel loved since then! Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:09 PM Originally posted by ********** ok yeah i remmber one i was so hungry once but i was sitting at the computer and didnt want to get up to make a sandwich/food so i waited for a few hours until my friend, who lived about 3 miles away, signed on and i asked her to buy me jack in the box she was like 'uhhh just get up and make something dumbass' but i told her i was too far from the kitchen at the time, my computer was literally 8 feet away from the fridge This sounds like the exploits of my friends. ravenguy2000 07-15-2005, 12:11 PM Originally posted by Trotskilicious Instead of going to the bathroom, I often just shit all over myself. http://www.infantilism.org/ ? 2Marlon2Brando 07-15-2005, 12:18 PM in college i timed how to flush the toilet while peeing so i could get out sooner. now i take my time and my life is better for it DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 12:28 PM i sometimes use receipts found in my purse as napkins Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:29 PM One time I was so lazy I laid in bed for 98 hours and when I was hungry I would eat some of the mattress. DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 12:29 PM Originally posted by DeadSwan i sometimes use receipts found in my purse as napkins THAT'S NOT REALLY LAZINESS, THOUGH Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:31 PM For about all of 1997 I conducted all of my business on the toilet. I set up my computer and television in the bathtub and ate, slept and shat on the toilet. DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 12:32 PM THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN LAZINESS AND EFFICIENCY GlasgowKiss 07-15-2005, 12:35 PM Originally posted by Trotskilicious For about all of 1997 I conducted all of my business on the toilet. I set up my computer and television in the bathtub and ate, slept and shat on the toilet. Did you pee in a bedpan? DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 12:36 PM I ATE CHINESE FOOD IN THE BATHTUB LAST NIGHT Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:37 PM Originally posted by DeadSwan I ATE CHINESE FOOD IN THE BATHTUB LAST NIGHT Was it good? Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:38 PM Originally posted by GlasgowKiss Did you pee in a bedpan? Naw man I peed in the toilet. Try and keep up. DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 12:40 PM AND I SPILLED SOME SOY SAUCE ON THE TOILET SEAT AND ACTUALLY CONSIDERED LEAVING IT THERE AS A JOKE DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 12:41 PM Originally posted by Trotskilicious Was it good? IT WASN'T GOOD, IT WAS FANTASTIC Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:43 PM Originally posted by DeadSwan AND I SPILLED SOME SOY SAUCE ON THE TOILET SEAT AND ACTUALLY CONSIDERED LEAVING IT THERE AS A JOKE Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:44 PM By the way I'm assuming that you were just sitting in your bathtub eating chinese food with all your clothes on because that's funnier. ravenguy2000 07-15-2005, 12:46 PM ^And kinda sexy. Just imagine some hot lady friend of yours, in the bathtub, legs draped over the side, a pair of chopsticks place precariously over her voluptuous lips, about to partake in a delicious chinese noodle of some sort. Mm. DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 12:46 PM Originally posted by Trotskilicious By the way I'm assuming that you were just sitting in your bathtub eating chinese food with all your clothes on because that's funnier. that would make a good photo shoot *jots down* Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:50 PM Originally posted by DeadSwan that would make a good photo shoot *jots down* I WANT ROYALTIES. DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 12:54 PM Originally posted by Trotskilicious I WANT ROYALTIES. eh, i'd just publish them for the tear (rhymes with bear, not beer) sheets. no payment involved. Trotskilicious 07-15-2005, 12:56 PM I know what tear sheets are*. <font size="1">*This statement is false.** **So is this one. DeadSwan 07-15-2005, 01:02 PM Originally posted by Trotskilicious I know what tear sheets are*. <font size="1">*This statement is false.** **So is this one. i wasn't trying to be condescending..i just assumed that most people who aren't into fashion, photography, makeup, publishing, etc, wouldn't be familiar with the term* *although i realize you were joking |