Mayfuck
07-14-2005, 07:23 PM
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View Full Version : R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet Mayfuck 07-14-2005, 07:23 PM :nooooo: ZackZ 07-14-2005, 07:29 PM I didn't realize there was a "closet" for pedophilia. Dead 07-14-2005, 07:29 PM I heard he made some 17 minute mini movie of this. But who cares, he sucks major balls. So is he going to jail over that video tape or what? Dead 07-14-2005, 07:30 PM Originally posted by ZackZ I didn't realize there was a "closet" for pedophilia. I would assume anyone who is a pedophile and says "No I'm not!" is in that closet. Dead 07-14-2005, 07:31 PM Wasn't it some kind of technicality anyway, or was she actually really young like 14 or something? I will find out and report back. Dead 07-14-2005, 07:34 PM Apparently she was 14 but I found a funny quote: "When I saw the joint, I was like, 'Whoa,' " P. Diddy said in May 2002. "I mean, the first couple of [scenes], my man was a straight porno star. Then as it got towards the end [of the tape] it was like, 'Whoa, whoa, whoa.' But you don't know unless you were there. ... We have to wait till the truth comes out, and I just pray for him that he has a brighter day coming. I ain't going to abandon him." Runsaber 07-14-2005, 07:52 PM Originally posted by Dead Apparently she was 14 but I found a funny quote: "When I saw the joint, I was like, 'Whoa,' why is 'joint' the black equivilant of 'smurf'? pink_ribbon_scars 07-14-2005, 08:26 PM the video is awesomely bad Mayfuck 07-14-2005, 08:28 PM yeah i posted this cause i saw the whole video just now. i thought it was lame but i couldn't stop watching it homechicago 07-14-2005, 09:01 PM Originally posted by Mayfuck :nooooo: wounded 07-14-2005, 10:00 PM that song cracks me up...it's just too damn straight forward narrative and along with the video "he's stepping towards the closet! he's opening the closet!" can't wait to see the next installment. for those of you who have heard the whole song...what actually happens to our friend mr kelly Quagmire 07-14-2005, 11:36 PM i love this video. it's SO bad it's good Phobophile 07-14-2005, 11:39 PM Originally posted by ****** i love this video. it's SO bad it's good Your opinion is invalid, you orange-star freak! vbshlofbvgos 07-14-2005, 11:53 PM i was disappointed that he didn't shoot that other nigga. he's no gangsta pee pee colada 07-15-2005, 12:14 AM i like how all the dialogue in the song is "said" by the actors in the video. like when the guy says "Bitch, say no more" man. i was rofling. Fattening Ass 07-15-2005, 01:52 AM ahhahah that video ahahah Dead 07-15-2005, 02:01 AM Originally posted by Mayfuck yeah i posted this cause i saw the whole video just now. i thought it was lame but i couldn't stop watching it Whoa I thought this and the previous post were referring to the sex tape. Quagmire 07-15-2005, 02:05 AM Originally posted by Phobophile Your opinion is invalid, you orange-star freak! :( Phobophile 07-15-2005, 02:11 AM Originally posted by ****** :( aw, damnit. stop making me want to give you a hug. Quagmire 07-15-2005, 03:05 AM Originally posted by Phobophile aw, damnit. stop making me want to give you a hug. you look different in that new amsterdam pic. although i think the only pics i've seen of you are years old |