View Full Version : R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet


Mayfuck
07-14-2005, 07:23 PM
:nooooo:

ZackZ
07-14-2005, 07:29 PM
I didn't realize there was a "closet" for pedophilia.

Dead
07-14-2005, 07:29 PM
I heard he made some 17 minute mini movie of this. But who cares, he sucks major balls. So is he going to jail over that video tape or what?

Dead
07-14-2005, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by ZackZ
I didn't realize there was a "closet" for pedophilia. I would assume anyone who is a pedophile and says "No I'm not!" is in that closet.

Dead
07-14-2005, 07:31 PM
Wasn't it some kind of technicality anyway, or was she actually really young like 14 or something? I will find out and report back.

Dead
07-14-2005, 07:34 PM
Apparently she was 14 but I found a funny quote:

"When I saw the joint, I was like, 'Whoa,' " P. Diddy said in May 2002. "I mean, the first couple of [scenes], my man was a straight porno star. Then as it got towards the end [of the tape] it was like, 'Whoa, whoa, whoa.' But you don't know unless you were there. ... We have to wait till the truth comes out, and I just pray for him that he has a brighter day coming. I ain't going to abandon him."

Runsaber
07-14-2005, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Dead
Apparently she was 14 but I found a funny quote:

"When I saw the joint, I was like, 'Whoa,'


why is 'joint' the black equivilant of 'smurf'?

pink_ribbon_scars
07-14-2005, 08:26 PM
the video is awesomely bad

Mayfuck
07-14-2005, 08:28 PM
yeah i posted this cause i saw the whole video just now. i thought it was lame but i couldn't stop watching it

homechicago
07-14-2005, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
:nooooo:

wounded
07-14-2005, 10:00 PM
that song cracks me up...it's just too damn straight forward narrative and along with the video


"he's stepping towards the closet! he's opening the closet!"


can't wait to see the next installment.


for those of you who have heard the whole song...what actually happens to our friend mr kelly

Quagmire
07-14-2005, 11:36 PM
i love this video. it's SO bad it's good

Phobophile
07-14-2005, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by ******
i love this video. it's SO bad it's good

Your opinion is invalid, you orange-star freak!

vbshlofbvgos
07-14-2005, 11:53 PM
i was disappointed that he didn't shoot that other nigga.
he's no gangsta

pee pee colada
07-15-2005, 12:14 AM
i like how all the dialogue in the song is "said" by the actors in the video.

like when the guy says "Bitch, say no more"

man. i was rofling.

Fattening Ass
07-15-2005, 01:52 AM
ahhahah that video ahahah

Dead
07-15-2005, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
yeah i posted this cause i saw the whole video just now. i thought it was lame but i couldn't stop watching it Whoa I thought this and the previous post were referring to the sex tape.

Quagmire
07-15-2005, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by Phobophile


Your opinion is invalid, you orange-star freak! :(

Phobophile
07-15-2005, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by ******
:(

aw, damnit. stop making me want to give you a hug.

Quagmire
07-15-2005, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by Phobophile


aw, damnit. stop making me want to give you a hug.

you look different in that new amsterdam pic. although i think the only pics i've seen of you are years old